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Axel
07 July 2006 @ 09:23 pm
so.  
The internet's back, but the wireless still doesn't work in the bathroom.

So impromtu camping. That was fun.
 
 
Current Mood: disappointed
 
 
Axel
01 July 2006 @ 08:34 pm
I'm not wearing myself out with a light show just to have you pout around here like a bitch, XIII.
 
 
Current Mood: exhausted
 
 
Axel
19 June 2006 @ 09:47 pm
Where is my welcome home party?

I called all your individual whistles in the foyer, yet no one came a-scampering down the stairs to greet me.

Where is the champagne flowing like a river to celebrate my arrival?

Where are the virgins throwing flower petals in my name?

I hear no singsong tolling of the bells that speak of nothing but my glorious homecoming.


So what gives, I just spent two weeks on the frontlines torching rebellious kindling in Fantasia Land and there's not even a slice of pizza left for me in the fridge.

 
 
Current Mood: grumpy
 
 
Axel
03 June 2006 @ 10:15 pm
OW YOU LITTLE BRAT.

BOSS STOP FEEDING THE MONSTER HE CRUSHED MY RIBS WHEN I TRIED TO SAVE HIS UNGRATEFUL ASS.
 
 
Axel
03 June 2006 @ 07:27 pm
Hey. Cold trickle. Enough high rollin', hop on down from there.
 
 
Current Mood: done with this
 
 
 
Axel
28 May 2006 @ 02:50 pm
That's cool, I didn't like wearing clothes anyway.
 
 
Axel
27 May 2006 @ 10:09 pm
That was a lot of blood!
 
 
Current Mood: impressed
 
 
Axel
22 May 2006 @ 10:03 pm
Now things can start to get interesting around here.
 
 
Current Mood: smug
 
 
Axel
21 May 2006 @ 11:26 pm
Everyone, stay calm. It's just a wild, possibly nude animal who decided to tear up Marluxia's old room and has now moved onto upsetting his garden. Don't confront it, it has a nasty surprise.

If there are any complaints, blame boss's lap dog. He's the one in charge here, after all.
 
 
Axel
16 May 2006 @ 06:36 pm
This is so motherfucking boring.